My childhood was scarred because I didn't get the following:
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A pony.
A Big Wheel.
A Chuck E. Cheese birthday.
A normal hamster (mine was suspiciously large, black, and had a long, naked tail)
Breast feeding by either parent.
The surgery needed to remove my conjoined twin.
A ride home from family vacations.
A Pepsi.
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