Poll: which of these is the funniest?

which of these is the funniest?

i did not slap you...i simply high-fived ur face

i rock! guitar hero told me so

i'm a dinosaur so like, RaWr and stuff...

i put the "fun" in "disfunctional"

thanks to drugs i can hear colors again

the police never think it's as funny as you do

not only do i fall down stairs, i trip up them as well. now that takes TALENT

i applied for a job @ a mental hospital and they said i need 24hrs. experiance so...u wanna hang out

i took an IQ test and the results were negative

Chuck Norris' calander goes from Mar. 31st-Apr. 2nd...nobody fools Chuck