What is the best damn thing about being a giraffe?
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Having to sleep only 2 hours a day.
Family reunions are freakin' wild when the okapi cousins attend.
Pimping the head nubs for parties.
Kicking the shit out of lions.
Dude, 18 inch tongues. C'mon.
Indulging in homoerotica & having the herd cool with it.
6 foot tall babies. Draft this, punkass.
Getting chicks just by coughing.
Elongated vertabrae.
Always being in fashion because spots are the trendiest.
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