Poll: Will you be my friend?

Why sure. Can't have enough friends

Yes, cuz I ain't got none.

No I hate your guts. Oh and you too.

I'm sorry you'll have to speak up, I can't quite hear you.

I sorry, I no speak Engli

Um, If I answer this, how will you know who I am?

Friend...? Is that the thing where the thing does something or something?

Friend? Are you trying to trick me into getting into your car you stranger? Got candy?