Poll: one choice, I would rather:

Stand naked in a store front for a day a week

Drop my pants every time Obama studers no matter where i am?

Meet my girl/boy friends parents with cut out holes for my nipples?

Spend a romantic night with Bob Dole and a bottle of Viagra?

Beat a cat with a 3 foot sausage at a Pita meeting?

Wear an "I'm with stupid t-shirt" on a first date with the one you love?