Question: What do you think of me?
• I admire you because you're bold
• I love you because you're amazing
• I think you're hot because I'm smart
• I hate you so I can look cool like everyone else
• I hate you because I cannot accept my intense amount of obvious stupidity
• I dislike you but I have learned not to fuck with you
• I dislike you because you're better than me
• I like you because you seem cool
• I don't know you because I'm too busy stalking your page to introduce myself
• I'm jealous of you for one or more of many reason(s)