Question: WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT? YOU...
• ASK TO SEE ME ON A WEBCAM? ARE YOU NUTS?
• ASK ME TO HANG OUT? UH, YEAH I KNOW.
• HIT ON ME...IT SAYS I AM HERE FOR "FRIENDS" GENIUS.
• HAVEN'T LOOKED IN THE MIRROR.
• WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER...THE THIRD TIME? HEARING IMPAIRED?
• TELL JOKES AND NO ONE LAUGHS
• ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE.
• PUT ALUMINUM FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE.
• MIX RED CLOTHES WITH WHITES.
• ARE TOO STUPID TO NOT BE AN IDIOT.