Hi Dan, I love your humour! Reading your moss sertios has made me laugh out load (and even conjured-up a pig snort!) numerous times. You must know some German and if you really don't you're incredibly lucky you've picked the correct German article for blogging (there's three: male: der, female: die, neutral: das) Anyway, hope your job won't distract you from blogging too much. I can't wait to read more!