Question: WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT? YOU...
• ASK TO SEE ME ON A WEBCAM? ARE YOU NUTS?
• ASK ME TO COME AND "HANG OUT" WITH YOU AND DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? UH, OK.
• HIT ON ME ALTHOUGH IT STATES I AM ONLY HERE FOR "FRIENDS" ON MY PROFILE? DO YOU READ?
• HAVEN'T LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND YOU STILL HIT ON ME? UH, HELLO.
• WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER...THE THIRD TIME? HEARING IMPAIRED?
• TELL JOKES AND NO ONE LAUGHS AT THEM? HINT HINT!!!
• ASK FOR DIRECTIONS...BECAUSE YOU GOT LOST DRIVING HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE?
• FORGET...AND PUT ALUMINUM FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE?
• DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WASH RED CLOTHES WITH WHITE ONES?
• ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT YOU? UH...HELLO BEAVIS!!!