I hate to say it, but I'll go with Monica. If I'm going to taste the dark meat, I want it as dark as possible. Monica may even be too light snnkied for me. Plus, Monica has admitted to doing things she regrets while under the influence of drugs, thems bonus points right there. I don't need to be on anymore watch lists, so I can't type out how the festivities go in my head. All I'll say is salad gets tossed and pride gets lost.