Question: My childhood was scarred because I didn't get the following: 
• A pony. 
• A Big Wheel. 
• A Chuck E. Cheese birthday. 
• A normal hamster (mine was suspiciously large, black, and had a long, naked tail) 
• Breast feeding by either parent. 
• The surgery needed to remove my conjoined twin. 
• A ride home from family vacations. 
• A Pepsi. 
  Created at 05:39:34 AM 2008.06.27 |