Question: My childhood was scarred because I didn't get the following:
• A pony.
• A Big Wheel.
• A Chuck E. Cheese birthday.
• A normal hamster (mine was suspiciously large, black, and had a long, naked tail)
• Breast feeding by either parent.
• The surgery needed to remove my conjoined twin.
• A ride home from family vacations.
• A Pepsi.
Created at 05:39:34 AM 2008.06.27 |