Question: Will you be my friend?
• Why sure. Can't have enough friends
• Yes, cuz I ain't got none.
• No I hate your guts. Oh and you too.
• I'm sorry you'll have to speak up, I can't quite hear you.
• I sorry, I no speak Engli
• Um, If I answer this, how will you know who I am?
• Friend...? Is that the thing where the thing does something or something?
• Friend? Are you trying to trick me into getting into your car you stranger? Got candy?