Question: one choice, I would rather:
• Stand naked in a store front for a day a week
• Drop my pants every time Obama studers no matter where i am?
• Meet my girl/boy friends parents with cut out holes for my nipples?
• Spend a romantic night with Bob Dole and a bottle of Viagra?
• Beat a cat with a 3 foot sausage at a Pita meeting?
• Wear an "I'm with stupid t-shirt" on a first date with the one you love?